Welcome to the Stay at Home University Admissions Portal, where dreams of academic achievement meet the reality of never having to change out of your pajamas. Our rigorous selection process ensures that only the most dedicated practitioners of domestic scholarship gain entry to our prestigious programs.
Demonstrated proficiency in Netflix navigation, advanced remote control operation, and the ability to maintain focus during extended binge-watching sessions.
Evidence of successful couch-based learning experiences, including but not limited to YouTube University certificates and Wikipedia deep-dive achievements.
Basic competency in food delivery app navigation, streaming service management, and the fine art of avoiding human interaction.
Strong commitment to procrastination, exceptional rationalization skills, and the ability to justify educational choices to concerned family members.