Pioneering the future of education, one couch at a time.
Founded in 2024 by a consortium of professional procrastinators and comfort enthusiasts, Stay at Home University represents a paradigm shift in higher education. We recognized that traditional universities were fundamentally flawed in their insistence on students actually leaving their homes, wearing real pants, and engaging in face-to-face social interactions.
Our institution was born from the revolutionary idea that true learning happens when you're maximally comfortable, preferably in pajamas, with easy access to snacks and the ability to pause for bathroom breaks without missing crucial information. We've eliminated the unnecessary stress of commuting, parking fees, and the social anxiety of cafeteria dining by bringing the entire university experience directly to your living room.
At Stay at Home University, we've pioneered innovative teaching methodologies that acknowledge the reality of modern attention spans. Our courses are designed around the natural human tendency to get distracted by social media notifications, sudden urges to reorganize sock drawers, and the irresistible call of the refrigerator.
Our faculty consists entirely of individuals who have mastered the art of looking productive while accomplishing very little, making them uniquely qualified to teach the next generation of professional stay-at-homers. Each professor holds advanced degrees in their respective fields of expertise, including Theoretical Couch Physics, Applied Procrastination, and the Philosophy of Optimal Comfort.
Currently employed in various horizontal positions across the globe
As rated by students who never had to leave their beds
Ranging from Beginner Lounging to Advanced Couch Mastery
Because learning is impossible on an empty stomach
Stay at Home University is proudly accredited by the International Association of Couch-Based Learning (IACBL), the Global Council for Pajama Education (GCPE), and the prestigious Institute for Advanced Procrastination Studies (IAPS). Our degrees are recognized by leading employers in the work-from-home industry, including major streaming services, food delivery companies, and online shopping platforms.
We maintain partnerships with top-tier institutions such as Netflix University, YouTube Academy, and the Wikipedia Institute of Technology. Our research department has published groundbreaking studies on optimal binge-watching techniques, the psychology of deadline avoidance, and the ergonomics of extended horizontal learning positions.
Email: admissions@stayathomeuniversity.edu
Phone: 1-800-NO-PANTS (1-800-667-2687)
Address: Your Living Room, Comfort Zone 12345
Office Hours: Whenever we feel like it (usually between naps)